Posts tagged Nursing
One Night at Work
- Me:
Are you sexually active?
- Female Patient:
No, I just lay there.
I had a huge headache while working at the hospital and the Advil bottle said “not to take if you’re nursing.” FML
“Being a night nurse is kinda like being a vampire. You sleep during the day and draw blood at night.”
I’m always thrown a little off-guard at first when I hear my female patients say they have a cute angina.
