No joke. Avril Lavigne is really planning on releasing a Christmas album. Best Week Ever came up with some funny possible Christmas song titles:
- All I Want for Christmas is my Legitimacy
- Rudarkness, the Emo Reindeer
- I’ll Be Home For Christmas, In My Room (So Leave Me The F*ck Alone DAD!)
- Violent Night
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa-Claus, Like The Lame Suburban Whore She Is
- A-Wasted in a Manger
- I Puked on Baby Jesus
- Deck the Malls (with boys at Hot Topic)
- The Little Drummer Boy is So Hot, So I Gave Him a BJ.
I thought these were hilarious so I decided to write some of my own:
- Do You Hear What I Hear, Bitch?
- Avril We Have Heard You’re High
- All I Want for Christmas is My GED
- Come Rest Ye Here Merry Gentleman (On my face)
- I Won’t Be Home for Christmas, So Keep Cryin’ Mom
- Mary Did You Know I Can Kick Your Ass?
- Meli Kamuthafucka (Hawaiian)
- 12 Days of Christmas in Canada (Frostbite remix)
Okay maybe mine aren’t as funny. What kind of song titles do you think she should have?
