My longtime internet bud, Jeff Dye, is finally making it big!  He’s going to be on national TV tonight on “Last Comic Standing”  NBC 8pm/7c.   I’ve been a fan of his hilarious youtube and myspace videos since 2005.   He leaves me some hilarious comments on my myspace from time to time.  You might even remember when I blogged about him last year.  Here is a clip of what you will see tonight.

Pretty easy on the eyes isn’t he?  :)  Good luck Jeff and thanks for always keeping me laughin’!

Just a kind reminder that the second season of The Sarah Silverman Program premieres tonight on Comedy Central at 9:30/10:30e. Here is a preview:

…debuts October 3rd on Comedy Central. Here are two hilarious reasons to watch.

Sarah’s Abortions



Sarah licks her dog’s ass

Did any of you guys see Comedy Central’s Roast of Flavor Flav this weekend? I don’t know about you guys but I’m a huge fan of all their roasts. They crack me up more than any tv sitcom could ever do. If they had more things like this I would definitely watch more television. I think it’s because I have such a warped sense of humor and I only laugh at inappropriate or twisted humor. Check out this clip from the roast where Jimmy Kimmel makes fun of Flavor Flav and the other roasters. I especially like the part where he makes fun of the whores ladies from VH1’s Flavor of Love.

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These are the TV shows I’m recording on my DVR (Tivo) this summer:

My Life on the D-List - I love Kathy Griffin!  This is the funniest show of the summer.

Hey Paula! - A reality TV crew follows Paula Abdul around for a few weeks.  That’s reason enough to watch!

The Simple Life - Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie go to camp.  I’m really thinking about deleting this program from my DVR.  Not as funny as it used to be.  Nicole is the only funny thing about it.

The Next Best Thing - Celebrity Impersonators face three judges American-Idol style.  The show is getting better now that the auditions are over with.

Today on The View Barbara Walters made an announcement that she had talked to Paris Hilton yesterday in her jail cell. This is what Paris Hilton told Barbara Walters according to WatchingTheView.com:

She is in the correctional treatment center. She will be released June 25th. She sounded tired, but was aware of what she was saying. She said that she is “hanging in there” and that she feels she is a different person. She was not released from jail last week because she was wailing or screaming, but because she was not eating or sleeping. She was severely depressed and felt as though she was in a cage. She was not herself. She was not on antidepressants. She knows now she can make a difference and wants to do so when she gets of out jail. She said, “I used to act dumb. It was an act. It is no longer cute. It was not who I am, nor do I want to be that person.” She wants to help in the field of breast cancer or multiple sclerosis, two diseases that have touched her family. She also considered asking toy companies to help her create a “Paris playhouse” for children who are ill. She wants to use her power for different things. Her “spiritual adviser” told her that her spirit did not like the way that she was being perceived and that is why she was sent to jail. The other women have been friendly and the guards have been fair. She hasn’t looked in a mirror since she got there. She is no longer that “superficial girl.” She spends her time reading books, newspapers, and fan mail. She also has played ping-pong.

Wow, I’m actually pretty impressed. I hope Paris decides to stick with her new resolutions once she gets out of jail. Guess this means that Nicole Richie will have to pull the dumb-blonde act on The Simple Life all by herself next year.

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Today I watched the 2007 MTV Movie Awards hosted by my favorite comedian Sarah Silverman. One part of her opening monologue had me in the most uncomfortable laughter I’ve ever experienced. She begins a joke mentioning how Paris Hilton is about to go to jail. In a thunderous applause by the audience, the camara cuts to Paris who obviously is a bit uncomfortable. However it’s Sarah’s punchline to the joke that shows a pissed off Paris Hilton. I actually felt a little sympathy for Paris because the whole audience was laughing at her expense. I’ll just let you see the video of Sarah’s opening monologue to hear exactly what was said:

My question is why was Paris even at the MTV Movie Awards? She had to know she was going to be the butt of at least one of the jokes. Even though the joke may have been taken too far, Paris made her own bed and now she has to lie in it; in this case a cot in a 10×10 prison cell.

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Lost has decided to go with a more heartwarming theme next year. Check it out:

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In case you’ve been living under a rock, Rosie O’Donnell and Elisabeth Hasselbeck got into a fight Wednesday during a live on-air broadcast of The View. Here is some video in case you missed it:

Pretty intense huh? Rosie called in the next day saying she was not coming to work because it was her girlfriend’s birthday. Today’s show was previously recorded a few days ago so it does have Rosie on. ABC gave an official announcement today saying:

We had hoped that Rosie would be with us until the end of her contract three weeks from now, but Rosie has informed us that she would like an early leave. Therefore, we part ways, thank her for her tremendous contribution to ‘The View’ and wish her well.

I’m kinda bummed about this. I enjoyed Rosie on the show even though I didn’t always agree with her. I think she could have stayed three more weeks and finished her contract at least.

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Jordin Sparks won season 6 of American Idol! I was routing for her since the beginning. I was such a happy camper last night except for the fact that ABC was airing the season finale of Lost the same time as American Idol. What was with that??? I had to keep switching back and forth because I was at a friends house and I HAD to see the live version of Jordin getting crowned. There is an excitement knowing you are watching it at the same time with millions of other viewers. It’s not as exciting watching it on Tivo. lol  Besides I later found out that Tivo did not record the crowning of the American Idol winner because the show went over 2 hours long.  They could have cut Sanjaya’s performance if they were running into time issues!  Geez.  Those poor Tivo viewers who had to work will not be able to see it at all.

I can’t wait for the release of Jordin’s new single “This is My Now.” I don’t know the date yet but I will be one of the first to buy it! What will be her B-side song? Probably “I Who Have Nothing.”