Britney’s performance at the 2007 MTV VMA’s was a little disappointing to say the least. She had no facial expressions - it was like watching a zombie going through the motions! However, I will say that I love her new song. I also think her body looked pretty good despite all the fat jokes I’ve been reading online. I think women are more attractive when they have some nice, round curves on their body. Speaking of attractive, my girl Sarah Silverman was there and gave it to Britney pretty bad after her performance. I have over 300 dirty comments written by Britney fans on my Sarah site. You can see video of her opening monologue there also. Sarah had a few jokes that got little reaction (the diarrhea bit and the Paris Hilton apology) but the vagina lips and black/jewish racism jokes had me rolling on the floor. Anyways, I hope Britney gains a little more personality on her next performance. Meanwhile I’m anxiously awaiting her next album!

OH, and did you see all the hot black guys on stage? Timbaland, Chris Brown, and Robin Thicke (he is sorta black) were BILF’s! Kanye West just makes me sick to my stomach though.[tags]Britney Spears, Sarah Silverman, MTV, VMAs, video music awards[/tags]

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Here is Jordin Sparks new single called Tattoo. It talks about how she once had a tattoo on her vagina but she got it removed surgically after winning American Idol. No seriously, I think it’s about love or something silly like that. The song is growing on me and I’m really looking forward to her album which is coming out soon.

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This is the new theme song to Paula Abdul’s reality show Hey Paula. The show was using “Straight Up” for the theme song until episode four. (Yes, I watch the show even though she is beginning to annoy me with all her whining and crying.) So I decided to research the new theme song because I had never heard it before. Plus I was curious if Paula Abdul could still even sing. I used to be a huge Paula fan back in the day and still enjoy listening to her greatest hits album on occasion. I found out that Paula will be releasing an upcoming album of previously unreleased tracks. “Karma” is the name of the new opening theme song and will be featured on her next album. I’m wondering if these songs were recorded in the 90’s because I haven’t heard her sing in over a decade. How I would love to see Paula sing on American Idol but I think Fox wants to keep their show at number one. I’ll be willing to give the album a listen though since she is still a diva.
continue reading "Paula Abdul’s New Album"

Finally a good music video! I always complain about today’s music videos being so superficial and raunchy and never having anything to do with the song. This one by Avril is so good it may make you cry. Enjoy it in widescreen!

Drew Carey and Rosie O’Donnell are two of the leading prospects to host The Price is Right after Bob Barker retires. Personally I don’t really care who gets the gig. I love Rosie but I don’t think this is the job for her. I don’t really care for the other candidates either.

Who should host The Price is Right?

• Drew Carey
• Rosie O’Donnell
• George Hamilton
• John O’Hurley
• Mark Steines
• I could give a rats!

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I do think they should give Shirley Q. Liquor an audition. Just listen to her “Price is Right” song:

[tags]Drew Carey, Rosie O’Donnell, The Price is Right, Shirley Q. Liquor[/tags]

No joke. Avril Lavigne is really planning on releasing a Christmas album this upcoming season. Best Week Ever came up with some funny possible Christmas song titles:

• All I Want for Christmas is my Legitimacy
• Rudarkness, the Emo Reindeer
• I’ll Be Home For Christmas, In My Room (So Leave Me The F*ck Alone DAD!)
• Violent Night
• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa-Claus, Like The Lame Suburban Whore She Is
• A-Wasted in a Manger
• I Puked on Baby Jesus
• Deck the Malls (with boys at Hot Topic)
• The Little Drummer Boy is So Hot, So I Gave Him a BJ.

I thought these were hilarious so I decided to write some of my own:

• Do You Hear What I Hear, Bitch?
• Avril We Have Heard You’re High
• All I Want for Christmas is My GED
• Come Rest Ye Here Merry Gentleman (On my face)
• I Won’t Be Home for Christmas, So Keep Cryin’ Mom
• Mary Did You Know I Can Kick Your Ass?
• Meli Kamuthafucka (Hawaiian)
• 12 Days of Christmas in Canada (Frostbite remix)

Okay maybe mine aren’t as funny. What kind of song titles do you think she should have?


continue reading "Avril Lavigne - Christmas Album 2007"

Okay so I joined last.fm recently. It’s pretty cool. It remembers everything you listen to on your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. - basically any song that comes out of your computer speakers. Then it will make your own radio station based on the artists you listen to the most. It also makes a RSS feed if you ever want to share the songs you are currently listening to. You can find the songs I’m listening to right now on my sidebar under “listening to.” Warning: if you decide to do this you run the risk of total humiliation. Last.fm says my top artist is Debbie Gibson. I’m not really that into her - I swear!

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Avril Lavigne’s new hit has turned latin style. LOL! I know it’s a cheesy song but I like it’s catchiness, especially now that it’s been translated. Unfortunately only the chorus is in Spanish:

Hey Hey Hey Tu Tu Tu
Odio tu novia
no no no
Necessitas una nueva
hey Hey yo yo yo
Podria ser tu novia
hey hey tu tu
Yo se que me gustas
no no no
no es un secreto
Hey Hey Tu Tu
Yo quiero ser tu novia.[tags]Avril Lavigne, Spanish, Novia, Girlfriend[/tags]

I love YouTube! I’ve always loved Celine Dion’s French song “Ziggy” about a woman who falls in love with a gay man. Well, now youtube has video with an English translation by Celine that is pretty funny to listen to. Warning: This video does show Celine being a “peeping tom” to some gay guys nude in the shower. Who knew Celine was such a naughty girl!!??

In case any of you all missed Blake Lewis’ awesome performance on Tuesday night, here it is. He’s got to be the most original American Idol contestant the show has ever seen. Go Blake!

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[tags]Blake Lewis, American Idol, Bon Jovi, You Give Love a Bad Name, Beat Box[/tags]