December 2009
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Diet Candy FAIL
A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the...
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Formspring Me! →
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My tumblr is now setup with tallfreak.com!
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Ho Ho Ho…Merry Reality.
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2009 According to Me
Here is a list of things that I liked/disliked about 2009:
Favorite Movie? He’s Just Not That Into You, Bruno
Worst Movie? Adventureland
Favorite Song? Lady Gaga - “Poker Face,” Taylor Swift - “Love Story,” and “Waking Up in Vegas” by Katy Perry.
Worst Song? Beyonce - “If I Were a Boy”
Favorite Album? Kelly Clarkson - All I Ever Wanted
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If you end a sentence with ‘if you know what I mean’ it always...
– My friend Clay.
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Avril Lavigne - Emo Christmas
No joke. Avril Lavigne is really planning on releasing a Christmas album. Best Week Ever came up with some funny possible Christmas song titles:
All I Want for Christmas is my Legitimacy
Rudarkness, the Emo Reindeer
I’ll Be Home For Christmas, In My Room (So Leave Me The F*ck Alone DAD!)
Violent Night
I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa-Claus, Like The Lame Suburban Whore She Is
A-Wasted in a...
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Whitney Houston - Merry Crackmas!
Crackney Houston is at it again with her “One Wish” for Christmas. Tracks include:
1. The first time bobby hit me (call 911)
2. The crackmas song (Crack rocks roasting on a kitchen stove)
3. Bobby’s kids ain’t getting shit from me this year.
4. One pipe (Encore)
5. O hell to the naw!
6. I’m not doing this today bobby clause!
7. Deck the halls/silent pipe
8. Have yourself a Merry little...
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Top Ten Answers About My Height
I figured this blog entry could answer some of the questions I’ve received in regards to my online name “tall freak.”
1. I’m 6′6″ 2. No I didn’t play basketball in high school. 3. My family isn’t tall, but my uncle is. 4. My shoe size is 14. 5. I never shop at Big and Tall stores. I shop at normal places like everyone else. 6. The weather is actually a lot nicer up here. 7. Yes, my feet...
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I think I became an adult the day that Santa told me my mom wasn’t real.
– Sarah Silverman (via insipienza)
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Give this Christmas away. If there’s love in your heart, don’t let...
– Matthew West & Amy Grant
It amazes me how sometimes the littlest things can bring so much joy to others. I’ve been told a few times recently how much my random greetings, hugs, and joking with people I just met this year have meant a lot to them. It doesn’t take much to show some...
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Sign FAIL →
Dirty Santa
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Church Van Fail →