December 2009
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Dec 31st
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Diet Candy FAIL
Dec 30th
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“A New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the...”
Dec 29th
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Formspring Me! →
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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My tumblr is now setup with tallfreak.com!
Dec 27th
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Ho Ho Ho…Merry Reality.
Dec 21st
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2009 According to Me
Here is a list of things that I liked/disliked about 2009: Favorite Movie? He’s Just Not That Into You, Bruno Worst Movie? Adventureland Favorite Song? Lady Gaga - “Poker Face,” Taylor Swift - “Love Story,” and “Waking Up in Vegas” by Katy Perry. Worst Song? Beyonce - “If I Were a Boy” Favorite Album? Kelly Clarkson - All I Ever Wanted ...
Dec 18th
“If you end a sentence with ‘if you know what I mean’ it always...”
– My friend Clay.
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Avril Lavigne - Emo Christmas
No joke. Avril Lavigne is really planning on releasing a Christmas album.  Best Week Ever came up with some funny possible Christmas song titles: All I Want for Christmas is my Legitimacy Rudarkness, the Emo Reindeer I’ll Be Home For Christmas, In My Room (So Leave Me The F*ck Alone DAD!) Violent Night I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa-Claus, Like The Lame Suburban Whore She Is A-Wasted in a...
Dec 16th
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Whitney Houston - Merry Crackmas!
Crackney Houston is at it again with her “One Wish” for Christmas. Tracks include: 1. The first time bobby hit me (call 911) 2. The crackmas song (Crack rocks roasting on a kitchen stove) 3. Bobby’s kids ain’t getting shit from me this year. 4. One pipe (Encore) 5. O hell to the naw! 6. I’m not doing this today bobby clause! 7. Deck the halls/silent pipe 8. Have yourself a Merry little...
Dec 16th
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Top Ten Answers About My Height
I figured this blog entry could answer some of the questions I’ve received in regards to my online name “tall freak.” 1. I’m 6′6″ 2. No I didn’t play basketball in high school. 3. My family isn’t tall, but my uncle is. 4. My shoe size is 14. 5. I never shop at Big and Tall stores. I shop at normal places like everyone else. 6. The weather is actually a lot nicer up here. 7. Yes, my feet...
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
“I think I became an adult the day that Santa told me my mom wasn’t real.”
– Sarah Silverman (via insipienza)
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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“Give this Christmas away. If there’s love in your heart, don’t let...”
– Matthew West & Amy Grant It amazes me how sometimes the littlest things can bring so much joy to others.  I’ve been told a few times recently how much my random greetings, hugs, and joking with people I just met this year have meant a lot to them.  It doesn’t take much to show some...
Dec 14th
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Sign FAIL →
Dec 9th
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Dirty Santa
Dec 6th
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Church Van Fail →
Dec 6th