June 2012
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May 2012
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April 2012
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March 2012
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I got charged more money for a massage today because of my height. “It’s more work” they said. I guess I should I be used to height discrimination by now. My tailor has charged me more for being long, and my urologist - but now my massage therapist???
Mar 30th
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Mar 24th
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It’s nice to see Oprah step out of her comfort zone.
Mar 7th
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February 2012
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Feb 27th
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One Night at Work
Me: Are you sexually active?
Female Patient: No, I just lay there.
Feb 24th
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My favorite rendition of The Star Spangled Banner. #SNL
Feb 15th
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Officer mistakes black man’s penis for a gun. LOL
Feb 12th
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Feb 12th
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January 2012
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wordsofnot-wisdom asked: When I was younger, I used to HATE being 6 feet. I was convinced it was ugly, until I eventually opened my eyes to the sexyness. Now all I want to be is taller, did you ever have insecurities about your height growing up?
Jan 24th
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Me and my boyfriend in a car accident.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Dec 8th
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Nursing Humor
I had a huge headache while working at the hospital and the Advil bottle said “not to take if you’re nursing.” FML “Being a night nurse is kinda like being a vampire. You sleep during the day and draw blood at night.” I’m always thrown a little off-guard at first when I hear my female patients say they have a cute angina.
Dec 6th
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November 2011
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