I posted this a couple of years ago on my AOL Journal and thought it would be funny to post again for the holidays.
Crackney Houston is at it again with her “One Wish” for Christmas. Tracks include:
1. The first time bobby hit me (call 911)
2. The crackmas song (Crack rocks roasting on a kitchen stove)
3. Bobby’s kids ain’t getting shit from me this year.
4. One pipe (Encore)
5. O hell to the naw!
6. I’m not doing this today bobby clause!
7. Deck the halls/silent pipe
8. Have yourself a Merry little Crackmas
9. O come O come Street Pharmacist
10. Who could Imagin Bobby got a job
11. Joy to the white snow crank
12. All i want for crackmas is crackflakes.
13. Smoking on the dock of the bay ( getting high on crackmas day)
14. Do you smoke what I smoke?
Can you think of any songs she should have included?
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Heheheh
I love those songs! You forgot some other favorites such as:
Bobby Got Ran Ova By The Po Po
or
Randolph the Drug Nose K-9 (Hide Momma’s Crack Remix)
Love to enjoy the songs
This is a great list…LMAO
Haha man, what happened to this chick? She used to be all about class in the 80s and early 90s. Now she talks about taking a dump on tv and smoking crack. How sad…
ooh i’m ashamed to laugh, but these are funny.
ooh i’m ashamed to laugh, but these are funny!!!
Still as funny as ever! Trying to think up some myself!
Oops, you did it again..
“and I……….I…will always…crack you….oh”
=p
“Wake me up, before you hit me”
Well we gotta give her some credit for finally ditching Bobby.. plus she got on stage a few weeks ago in KL.
Very funny!!
That is hilarious! Thank you for cheering up my cold rainy day!
I would like to say the fact that so called bad boy Bobby Brown, allegedy used to beat whitney is a disgrace.Wife Beating is for cowards.
Neverless a quick joke!
What do you say to whitney when she has two black eyes?
You should have listened to Bobby the first time!!!
What a waste of talent. She could have went down as one of America’s greatest singers. Bobby really f-ed the whole thing up. To bad.
That is just WRONG!! But I still got a kick out of it. Not Whitneys fault she got involved with a jack*ss
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