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Sep

Happy Conception Day!

Posted by TallFreak  Published in Personal

My mom told me a story about my conception date a few years ago. Do you guys celebrate your conception date? You should because that’s your REAL birthday. My mom always calls me and says “Happy Conception Day!” every April 2nd. But anyways, my story is kinda cool because I think it explains how I got so tall. She was wearing a diaphragm the day I was conceived. Obviously I still managed to get through that round piece of rubber. But I think my sperm got stuck while I was trying to squeeze through it. So I probably kept squeezing and squeezing until I stretched out. Nobody in my family is really tall so that HAS to be the reason because I was a long baby to say the least. Sorry if I hurt you mom but it’s kinda your fault. hehe

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Hiram said in September 20th, 2007 at 8:22 pm

Ok, that is utterly gross, lol.

However, my conception date is actually coming up! I even know where I was conceived!

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John said in September 21st, 2007 at 4:21 am

Ooh, but what happens if you’re a preemie? Can you ever know your conception day then? :D

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Subconscious Mind said in September 24th, 2007 at 7:42 pm

that is gross just thinking abou my parents…lets not go there…im surprised your mum remembers the exact day!

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Court said in October 2nd, 2007 at 7:00 pm

Haaaaaaaaaa that’s freaking priceless. ;) I’ll have to ask my mom if I was born early or anything so I can join in the celebration.

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John Lampard said in October 9th, 2007 at 11:52 pm

I agree… your conception day is your real birthday really. It always amazes me how ppl can be so precise with that sort of info though, especially when there are some ppl who get it on 3 or 4 times a week… or more! ;)

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