Avril Lavigne - Christmas Album 2007

No joke. Avril Lavigne is really planning on releasing a Christmas album this upcoming season. Best Week Ever came up with some funny possible Christmas song titles:

• All I Want for Christmas is my Legitimacy
• Rudarkness, the Emo Reindeer
• I’ll Be Home For Christmas, In My Room (So Leave Me The F*ck Alone DAD!)
• Violent Night
• I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa-Claus, Like The Lame Suburban Whore She Is
• A-Wasted in a Manger
• I Puked on Baby Jesus
• Deck the Malls (with boys at Hot Topic)
• The Little Drummer Boy is So Hot, So I Gave Him a BJ.

I thought these were hilarious so I decided to write some of my own:

• Do You Hear What I Hear, Bitch?
• Avril We Have Heard You’re High
• All I Want for Christmas is My GED
• Come Rest Ye Here Merry Gentleman (On my face)
• I Won’t Be Home for Christmas, So Keep Cryin’ Mom
• Mary Did You Know I Can Kick Your Ass?
• Meli Kamuthafucka (Hawaiian)
• 12 Days of Christmas in Canada (Frostbite remix)

Okay maybe mine aren’t as funny. What kind of song titles do you think she should have?

[tags]Avril Lavigne, Christmas Album[/tags]